Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Right Side of Mesa...Its pretty friggin' stupid.

For those of you who don't know Mesa Falls is a waterfall on the Henry's Fork of the Snake River near Island Park ID. Lower Mesa Falls is a magnificent display of power. It is hard to stand next to it and not awe in the beauty of the cascading waters. I personally revere it for its breath-taking riverscape. Lower Mesa Falls, like its name hints, is the product of the Snake River's decent from a high mesa in central Idaho, in two spectacular displays of nature's power. The Upper Falls is unrunnable, but worth a look, as it will get you pumped for what lies merely 3/4 of a mile downstream. The lower falls is a a two tiered drop on the left and a one shotter with a big bounce on the right. The falls crash down into an almost perfectly vertical canyon, with lush grass and towering butresses giving it the feel of Middle Earth rather than middle Idaho. In essence, Mesa is a huckers paradise.
Three weeks ago our crew of boaters made the 2 1/2 hour journey to Mesa Falls for Wes's birthday celebration. It was a beautiful sunny day, and the water levels were perfect. The left side line, which consists of a 15 footer shortly followed by a 30 footer, was prime and just pleading with us to huck. The huck fest was started in fine form by Pat, who hopped in his boat for the first shot at the drop. After his flawless line the rest of the crew followed eagerly into the sweet bubbly bliss.
After many minutes of deliberation Bradford and I decided that the right side was perfect for dropping on this particular day. With safety set and hearts pounding Bradford and I scouted, rescouted, and scouted again. We went step by step through the strokes up to the drop, the boof, the tuck, and the impact. As go time came nearer I could see the determination in Bradford's eyes...mixed with a healthy dosage of trepidation.
Bradford waited in the eddy above the drop veiled by an outcropping of bushes. I anxiously awaited his pealout on the shore just 30 feet away. I feared for my friend. I thought about the shear rock wall just 10 feet to the right of his drop zone. I pondered what would happen if he was off line by a mere 3-5 feet on his left and dropped into the deep seam that disappeared into a thundering abyss 65 feet below. What if he hit the boulder and went over vertical? What if he pitoned? Would he hit his line? Was he ready for this? Before I could think more on these questions I saw Bradford's boat patiently waiting at the edge of the eddy 30 feet above the lip. A few more moments of contemplation, and Bradford pealed out of the eddy heading for the largest drop of his kayaking career. The lip approached, and Bradford was on line. He took one last late boof stroke and plummeted to the rock "bounce" 20 feet below.

He sprung from the rock with impressive force and fell the remaining 45 feet to the chunder below. Without even a seconds falter he was up and paddling away from the drop unscathed. Pat and Jake erupted in triumph from the safety rock below the falls. I could see the exhalation in his face from my perch. His smile beamed ear to ear, and I knew he had laced his line. I bellowed my response to his sick line down to him over the deafening roar. But for me it was not time for celebration. I was up next.
As I got into my boat I remembered how this drop had been my dream since I first laid eyes on it some 3 years ago. How it had kept me up at night thinking about the most significant boof I might potentially ever make. Three years ago I was not ready for the right side of Mesa, but sitting in that eddy starring over my shoulder at the largest horizon line I'd ever contemplated, I knew I was finally ready to give 'er. As I pealed out of the eddy I felt as if the water were slowing down, as if I had a keener sense of things about me. I could hear the roar of the falls, but it somehow felt surreal. Each stroke felt like it was perfect, like the water was controlling the blades, not me. 15 feet from the lip I made contact with my one reference point, a small wave, and mentally smiled; I was on line. 10 feet, I watched the mist approach, and heard only the cacophonous waters. 5 feet, I took my last stroke on my right side and prepared for a left side boof hopefully placing me perfectly on the bounce rock sending me into a pencil in the pool below. As the lip rolled away from my boat I pulled on my left blade, grabbing the rock slightly, boofing the 65 foot waterfall. I had a moment of panic, as I thought I was oververtical, and would piton on the boulder 20 feet below, but instead I felt the watery recoil hit the hull of my boat and the then...darkness. An instant later I felt powerful impact that stunned me momentarily. I rolled up and was at the bottom of the falls. My face was pounding with pain, and my vision was blurry, but I could only feel satisfaction. For lack of a better word I was STOKED. Pat and Jake greeted me with cheering and high fives as I rolled into the eddy. As my adrenaline flowed out of me I began to smile, and then laugh. I had done it, I had dropped the "Right Side". My dream of sailing off the right side was finally realized. It was an indescribable feeling, like none I have had before.
The reunion between Bradford and I back at the top of the left side was awesome. I could see the excitement in his eyes, and I felt it in my own as well. We had bothed nailed our lines, and celebrated together. As we spoke, Bradford told me "...this drop has changed how I am going to paddle. I feel like I can harness my fear now, channel it down into something I can use."
Bradford's words ring truer than ever. I now feel like we've made a leap forward in our paddling. No, hucking your meat doesn't make you a good paddler, and if you are not ready it appears to mean quite the opposite. This drop represented our drive to push ourselves mentally and control our wits. I now look forward to the next challenge that lies ahead.
As we drove off that day I felt more satisfied than I had in a long time. I'm not going to run that drop again. I don't think I'll ever run that drop again, and I don't think I'm ready to, but I anxiously await the next kid stupid enough to think he is.

The New Sensation Sweeping The Nation!

Marginal Mondays



It's the new mostly legal hazing ritual for for anyone hoping to call them self a Bozeman paddler. With ample low water, rocks, and debauchery for all the greater Bozeman area has never been so fired up to boat the Gallatin late in the cold evening as we are now. With two successful descents so far we are now gathering fliers and stickers to spread the good news throughout town. Our goal is thirty strong, though our last turnout of eleven is by far an unprecedented number for a fall run. Boaters of all levels; and I do mean all, convene at the rally point in the mall parking lot and head to the river. We arrive dancing to the good music and begin the hair run. Once on the river everything goes: crashing your buddy out of a wave, skirt pulling, rescuing you neighbor from a swim, boofing on people, forced swims, guiding a first D'er down. It will all be done in the name of good river fun. It is always dark at the take out when we arrive. The conversations are always planning what will be paddled that next weekend, who wants to go again the next few days and everything of the sort. We will most defiantly report future marginalness to come. please hold no fear.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

River Snake....No...Snake River!

Labor Day weekend came and went this year with a slight diversion from years past. The past few years we spent the three day weekend hucking it on the Kootenai, but this year was different. The kayak scene in Bozeman was stronger than I had ever seen it in the fall, and people were coming out of the woodwork to try their hand at boating. With the monday previous to the trip being a huge success on the Gallatin with "Marginal Mondays" it only seemed appropriate to skip on the gnar and stick with the groovy. With the horde formed, and Luke at the helm, we convoyed to Jackson Hole for epic play, ferocious drinking, and lots of debachery.
The weekend festivities went down without a hitch... aside from the cops being roused twice for the rave that went down on friday night at the campgrounds, or Casey's face being burnt in a splendid game we lovingly call "Fire Facing", or even the paddle Luke broke when he got a little extra cheese on his taco when he had an extended stay in the Burrito hole. Despite the fact that the river was at a in between level, there was no shortage on fun. The sun was shining, the booze were flowing, and the bigginess was all too present. Needless to say the trip was a perfect way to start the dreaded school year in appropriate river rat fashion.
And how could I forget to mention the female kayaking posse that somehow manifested in Bozeman like a SPD in math class? These ladies were throwing down in style. With a group of girls all in kayaks on the Snake, it was no wonder Bradford couldn't keep his pants on! I salute you ladies for gettin' out there and keepin' it real. Surfin', swimmin', and looking drop dead sexy in neoprene! OW OW!!!


Check out the blog soon for our post on the right side of Mesa Falls!

Check ya later Honkies!

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Catalyst Trailer

Over the past summer Pat, Bradford, Casey and I have been filming our adventures with waterproof handheld cameras. Without high quality camera equipment, crew, and camera knowledge we have created this trailer for our movie that will come out Spring 08. Sit back and enjoy... and look forward to the real deal this spring!